Couch Bugs

When I was visiting my brother my daughter wanted to sleep on his sofa. My young nephews adored her and wouldn't leave her alone so she could sleep. She picked up her youngest cousin and carried him over to me.

"Apparently couch bugs are bigger than bed bugs."

I asked him "Do couch bugs bite?"

He responded "No, but they fart a lot."

Oh, wrong bug, what you have here is a stink bug.

Men in skirts?

My son to his sister "Why are you wearing a dress?"

"Because I couldn't find any pants."

"Wow, men don't have that option."

Cousin responds "Why are you in your underwear? Because I couldn't find any pants. No, I don't think that would go over very well."