Couch Bugs

When I was visiting my brother my daughter wanted to sleep on his sofa. My young nephews adored her and wouldn't leave her alone so she could sleep. She picked up her youngest cousin and carried him over to me.

"Apparently couch bugs are bigger than bed bugs."

I asked him "Do couch bugs bite?"

He responded "No, but they fart a lot."

Oh, wrong bug, what you have here is a stink bug.