Couch Bugs

When I was visiting my brother my daughter wanted to sleep on his sofa. My young nephews adored her and wouldn't leave her alone so she could sleep. She picked up her youngest cousin and carried him over to me.

"Apparently couch bugs are bigger than bed bugs."

I asked him "Do couch bugs bite?"

He responded "No, but they fart a lot."

Oh, wrong bug, what you have here is a stink bug.

New moon

When my daughters were five and three I overheard this lesson in the backseat as I drove home one evening.

See the moon out there? It is a big circle right now, but every day it will get smaller and smaller until it is gone completely. That is when God is fixing it.